Will You Join Me Please In Welcome-in-ing

New face in the blogosphere. Well maybe not so new as a face – a lot of you have been subjected to his grinning visage when you went off to worship him…
That’s right! Leon the God, exiled King of France, has a blog, and is even updating!
All the faithful can check it out here.
(Cheez. Everyone got blog now. Leon got blog. Chewbacca got blog. Even Geoffrey Chaucer got blog. Cheez.)

8 thoughts on “Will You Join Me Please In Welcome-in-ing”

  5. Look, will you women please stop lusting after Leon on my blog? Go do it on his blog. Or on LJ. Or something.
    I mean, I don’t ask for much, do I? Just some simple respect, and the adoration of lots of women. I think that’s pretty reasonable. But do I get the adoration of lots women? No. No I don’t. Do I get the respect? No, I do not. What I get is women lusting after Leon on my blog. On *my* blog.
    It’s hard, you know. Being his friend. I mean, he’s a god, and a King-in-exile, and what am I? Sure, I play a mean kazoo, and I can recite “Jabberwocky” real good, but that just never seems to cut it. Everyone wants a piece of the cute French royal deity. And I sit there gamely kazoo-ing and get for my efforts just shy of bupkuss.
    Don’t I do enough for him? I prophesy for him! I introduce him to my friends! I send him text messages! I mae him a FRICKING GOD FOR PETE’S SAKE.
    But now you’re asking me to give up my blog, my BLOG, to EXPRESSIONS OF SEXUAL DESIRE FOR LEON? No, no, no, that is just a BRIDGE TOO FUCKING FAR.
    —
    On the other hand, cute chicks are commenting on my blog.
    Wahey!

  6. you said cute chicks commenting on your blog. and i thought, HELLO, no i haven’t. then i thought i’d remedy it. so here i am. hi morgan:)

  8. You can recite Jabberwocky really well? Man, I better make sure that I have a whole bunch of bite-sized Mars Co. candy bars.
    You know, in case you need a Snickers-snack. 🙂

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