If you are P Diddy, you can say this:
“My girl right now is very happy. As meticulous as I am with my work, I’m even more meticulous with my lovemaking.”
However, if you work in an office, you cannot say the above thing.
This is one of the mysteries of famousity.
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In case you were wondering, my lovemaking is also extremely meticulous. Sometimes it is so meticulous, a magnifying glass is necessary.
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Too. Much. Information.
Dude, I’m talking meticulous. Decimal places are necessary when it comes to my lovemaking.
I’m so detailed that mathematicians have been know to round my lovemaking down to zero.
Personally, I’ve never had any problem saying such things in an office.
Morgue I thank you for giving me a laugh while I wait for a plane in JFK to take me home.
Isn’t P Diddy’s “work” just the most unimaginative use of other people’s work, and its “meticulousness” just the smoothing away of all interest the other people had given that work?
Yes, yes, “just think what this says about…”
as you may have noticed, i think anything goes at work. but even for me this may be too much info:)
Okay, who is she?
I challenge P Diddy on his so-called work. Rapping badly along with other peoples music and being a sometime arrestee for violent affray does not, in my book, count as work.
Also: Is he aware that in the UK ‘diddy’ means ‘tit’?
Cheers
Malc
I am so meticulous a lover that I have already calculated the statistical charts related to your arousal patterns. Yeah baby.
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Morgue is a lover to teh 4th decimal place!
I’m going to leave that spammer in there. It is just too perfect.
Isn’t meticulous another term for anal?
How does “decimal places” relate to “anal”? Are you only supposed to sink it 0.03cm deep?