Things You Can Say If…

If you are P Diddy, you can say this:
“My girl right now is very happy. As meticulous as I am with my work, I’m even more meticulous with my lovemaking.”
However, if you work in an office, you cannot say the above thing.
This is one of the mysteries of famousity.

In case you were wondering, my lovemaking is also extremely meticulous. Sometimes it is so meticulous, a magnifying glass is necessary.

16 thoughts on “Things You Can Say If…”

  1. Morgue I thank you for giving me a laugh while I wait for a plane in JFK to take me home.

  2. Isn’t P Diddy’s “work” just the most unimaginative use of other people’s work, and its “meticulousness” just the smoothing away of all interest the other people had given that work?
    Yes, yes, “just think what this says about…”

  3. I challenge P Diddy on his so-called work. Rapping badly along with other peoples music and being a sometime arrestee for violent affray does not, in my book, count as work.
    Also: Is he aware that in the UK ‘diddy’ means ‘tit’?
    Cheers
    Malc

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