Zombie Choice

So, if zombies happened, and if you were carrying a fireaxe and running down the corridor towards helicopter freedom and one zombie lurched into view, one zombie between you and freedom…
…who would it be?
Related: if you were destined to be bitten and turned into a zombie, who would you choose to be the zombie that did the deed?
These are the kinds of things I think about.

8 thoughts on “Zombie Choice”

  1. Bush\Blair\Thatcher or my old physics teacher who I had a mutual hatred with.
    As for being destined to being bitten by a zombie, that just sucks, zombies suck; you don’t get cool powers and whoever heard of zombies getting the chicks. I wanna be bitten by a vampire, trenchcoat, mirror shades and katana here I come.

  2. All I have to say is, “wow. you have much time on your hands my friend, and you use it wisely.”
    I love it.

  3. Ah, but *what* genre of zombie? That makes all the difference!
    Would it be a classic shambling monstrosity?
    Or a terrifying speedy deranged maniac, as in 28 Days Later or the Dawn of the Dead remake?
    Or, perhaps, a Shaun of the Dead zombie, where there is a possibility of redemption and training your zombified best friend to play playstation without biting you?
    These things matter.

  4. Don’t forget the amusing-illustration-of-points-regarding-consciousness-and-intentionality zombie common to Philosophy-of-Mind debates…

  7. And to think, I just watched Slither last night!
    Last zombie between me and freedom? Dude, it’s me and an axe! I don’t even care who that last zombie is I probably wouldn’t even notice in my hell storm axe weilding ways. Nobody gets between me and freedom … so obviously no zombie biting for me – Destiny can try and have a piece of my axe too!

  8. It would be best if the zombie was my best friend (preferably one from my childhood). Or Paul Holmes. Doing his dance from Thriller.

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