1. If you are a teenage boy, and you are worried that somewhere there are teenage girls talking about you in less-than-flattering terms while they ride on the bus: Yes, they are, and very loudly.
2. The customary riposte to a bus driver who has the temerity to (for example) ask you to pay for your ticket: “fag”.
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Asking to pay for a ticket is how the gay bus drivers secretly identify each other. It’s kinda lika a mason secret handshake thing.
Dammit, I knew those teenage girls were talking about me!
Recently I had the dubious pleasure of catching the bus into town sitting in front of two teenage girls loudly discussing the size, shapes and quirks of their boyfriend’s pensises… penii? pensisus? Anyway, whatever the plural may be.
It’s not that they were trying to be rude or obnoxious, it’s just in the nature of all teenage coversations as it started to get more enthralling they lost all volume control over their voices.
What are they doing talking about penii? None of the girls at MY school are having sex while still in their teens. I think you misheard.