The Alligator just phoned me. He said “I wanted to be the first American to tell you that we finally did something right.”
This is a good day. (Even though the call cut off right after he said that. And he just called again and it died again.)
The USA’s long national nightmare of peace and prosperity may be about to return!
(Now, with a black man heading for the White House, they better get started on a comprehensive meteor plan. Hollywood has given us the warning, people!)
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Jebus. That Onion piece was uncanny, in retrospect.
I didn’t truly believe it until I heard McCain give his concession speech, and then I cried. And I must say that Obama has an excellent speech writer (as well as excellent delivery). 🙂 I can go to sleep with hope, tonight.
We win!
Not sure who ‘we’ are, or what we’ve won, but damn if this moment in history right now doesn’t feel good.
“We” = the reality-based community.
I’m still smiling.
yeeeeeeee-haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
(does a little dance maybe a jig)
Obama! Obama! Obama! *runs around cheering*
“And I must say that Obama has an excellent speech writer”
He may have written it himself. e.g. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_More_Perfect_Union_(speech)#Events_prior_to_the_speech
Excellent. Not we can spend the next 4 years criticizing him for not living up to expectations!