From The Morgue

Now that the Rumpus is over, the Rumpus venue is in want of a flatmate. Damon is looking for someone – here are the details he emailed me:
Double room in Petone, free wireless interweb, $100 per week + expenses. Would prefer to share cooking and food. Must be house trained. Must like bright colours.
Interested? Give me an email, I’ll pass your details on. I’m on morgue@gmail.com.

It was a good weekend.
Friday began with some Good Work News, and proceeded with a healthy dose of Spending Damon’s Money, a bout of Coffee With Friend, and finished with something I’d been looking forward to for some time: The Whisky. Frank, Jarratt, Matt M and myself gathered at Jarratt & Evie’s place and drank many kinds of whisky and chatted in a civilised fashion, and it was bloody marvellous. Frank writes well of The Whisky on his LJ, here, giving due respect to the ancient and revered ThisWayThatWay system and the wonders of the Sicilian Horn.
But before I departed to The Whisky, there was one more big positive. I received an email from Edinburgh, alerting me to a bunch of short movies available for my downloading and viewing pleasure. Hardly able to believe my eyes, I watched as the title rolled up on the main feature, a 6 minute short entitled: Rumpus 06: The Edinburgh Footage. I watched as my dear friends in my other home town made their contribution to the Rumpus, with the balancing, the giggling, the catatonia, the toilet, the dubious BMI information, the arranging and the rearranging and, and, and…
Seriously, I just about cried, from the laughter and also the sheer amount of missingness going on. And I just watched it all again and almost cried again. (My name was even written how I like to write it. No-one else has ever put the line on the o before.) I was completely stunned. I still am, actually.
It was awful to leave my friends in Edinburgh behind. If I’d been going anywhere but here I don’t think I could have done it. It’s one of the curses of the traveller – if you do it right, you condemn yourself to sadness for the rest of your life, because you can never be in all the places you want to be.
But, hell, to have such people in my life as I have, it’s worth it.
Thanks, Gregor, Malc, Cat, John, Steve. I miss you incredible. You made my week, and considering how good the rest of my week was, that’s really saying something.
So that was Friday. Saturday… it was time for the rumpus. That’s the next post.

Just back home from a Rumpus prep session. This party on Saturday night is gonna be special. Over on LJ people are discussing what to wear.
I’m excited about it, enough to take a moment and think back over some of the other parties I’ve hosted.
Olden Days
I lived at home until I finished University. It was cheap. I never had a student loan. Instead, I have an unfeasibly large collection of roleplaying books. Hurrah for staying at home!
My First House Party
Parents went away. Invited lots of people around. There was drinking. Not understanding beer, I bought some Bighorn for people to drink. No-one drank the Bighorn. Until the end, when people became desperate. Infamous for late-night drunken Kieran panicking about Champ the Raccoon falling off a wheel. And then he just got back on! And then he just fell off again! Poor Champ the Raccoon.
My 21st
Took over a bar. Loads and loads of people. I still occasionally hear gossip about things that happened at my 21st. I drove several people home at the end of the night, on account of being stone sober and completely single. Huh. Such is life. Infamous for being the one where I had to kick out all the underagers. (I had thought it sorted. Turned out, not.) That felt… not so wonderful.
The Brooklyn Years
Then I moved to Todman St, Brooklyn. Ah, the Todman St flat. Such a wonderful place. Five large bedrooms, a gigantic kitchen for kitchen parties, and cool flatmates. We did good parties there, hell yeah.
Halloween 1999 and 2000
For two years running we had the best damn Halloween parties in the city. Everyone came in freaky costume. In ’99 we had bubble wrap everywhere. Pearce leant his spooky mojo to these gigs, and when he moved elsewhere, the Halloween vibe went with him, as it should. Nota bene, that Pearce cat delivers on the Halloween front. Infamous for: Adrian standing in the middle of the road wearing a cow mask. That was freaky. (Also: me topless.)
The Jon Ball
Fancy invitations to this one, a ball in honour of new flatmate Jon Ball. He turned up late and steaming to his own gig. Heh. Infamous for: Jon not being there, and then Jon being there very very drunk, and just generally infamous for Jon. Hi JB!
Pigphone Party
Communication is divine,
but not for swine.
Except the phonepig!
In the kitchen was a whiteboard. Chuck drew a picture on the whiteboard. The picture was a phone. The phone looked like a pig. So we had a party! Infamous for: being the one no-one can explain. Two people came in costume as phonepigs, and I will love them for it forever.
The Stay Human Party
In the wake of 9/11 everyone was feeling pretty stressed. This, our mellowest party, was called in order to give everyone a chance to re-ground themselves in the wonderful community of our friends. Infamous for: setting a positive tone and just being a nice night.
The Survivor Party
This one was ambitious. Downstairs, everyone mingled and mixed and drank and watched TV, because the TV showed what was unfolding upstairs – a live transmission of a Survivor contest! Over the course of the evening, we whittled down ten contestants to five, then three, then finally two, who faced the votes of the other contestants to determine the winner. The prize: a night for two in one of Welly’s swank hotels! JB and I co-hosted, and Dan Rabarts spent four hours with a camera on his shoulder – hero! Infamous for: come on, do I really need to say? No-one else in the world ever had a party like this. (Also, I’ve got the whole thing on video. Not kidding. Two tapes worth.)
Treadraze and the Funkatechtonic Grindwarriors
Previously, I’d convinced everyone to make one party’s theme be the nonsensical ‘phonepig’, and that worked out okay. This time I didn’t even consult the flatties about party name and theme and stuff, I just sent out a frankly ludicrous invitation email. And yet people came anyway. Infamous for: a friend who responded to my invite with “morgs, I love you like a brother, but sometimes I have absolutely no fucking idea what you’re on about.”
The Shove Off Party
After nearly four years of good service, the Todman St flat was coming to an end, and Leon and I were preparing to head off to see the world. And so the Shove Off party was called, to raise a glass to good times past and good times yet to come. It was sad. It was wistful. It was exciting. It was wild. It was a good way to call it a day. Infamous for: being the last one.
I think there were one or two other Todman St events but I’m blanking on them right now. And I can remember a bunch of really memorable things at Todman St parties, but not which parties they belong to. Most of the things are kinda scandalous anyway, so better with the not-posting I feel. (And there was one other party of particular note, just before I left the country, but it wasn’t open-invite so I’m not gonna rave about how cool it was.)
I love parties, I believe in parties, getting lots of good people all under one roof smiling and talking and meeting each other – it’s magic. And there’s nothing I like better than seeing friends of mine become friends with other friends of mine. That’s right, people, build a network! Become a community! I loves it!
So I’m really excited about this little Rumpus we’ve got coming. I’m back on home turf and it’s time to get back in the game. Let’s get it started…
Rumpus 06 – 7 East St, Petone – Saturday. The Rumpletron’s expecting you.

I’ve updated my linkyland sidebar. So many links now. But they are all the goodstuff, yahuh.
Prep for the Rumpus proceeds apace. There will be smoke, and possibly mirrors, but not at the same time. And the dancing, yes yes.
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From The Onion:
I’m Doing My Inconsequential Part For The Environment
As human beings continue to wreak havoc on the ecosystem, with seemingly no awareness of the long-term effects of our shortsighted actions, we seriously jeopardize the fragile balance of life on this big blue marble we call Spaceship Earth. Now is the time to take steps toward creating a cleaner environment, however insignificant and useless those steps may be… Together, we can make an unbelievably negligible difference.
Discuss.

I have a new laptop. It whizzes. The five-year guarantee I sprung for two years ago? Good plan, yes indeedy. I like my new laptop. (Asus A6U, Turion 64, 768MB.)
In fact, a general positive nod is in order for both PC World in the UK, who were good with the service and prompt with the cheques, and Dick Smith Electronics here in NZ, who were a joy to deal with when my mother’s new laptop started giving her trouble and who got my business for this one as a result. Nice to have positive retail experiences, yahuh.
I have lots of blog posts waiting for posting, but I’ve been so disconnected from the net these past weeks/months that it’ll take me a bit to get up to speed. Nae bother, I’ll find my feet again. In the meantime, I’m just all excited about the big party on Saturday – it’s my first proper party-hosting since the Shove Off party in 2002, and it’s gonna be choice.
I’ve also really got to see about updating my blogroll. Some of that’s out of date and there’s several other cool people/places needing to be added. All in good time…
Read recently, and worth reading:
‘Jay and Silent Bob’ Kevin Smith tells the tale of his buddy Jay’s battle with drug addiction. Worthwhile, sobering, and often very damn funny. It starts here.
(My attention was bounced this way by the estimable Theron)
And courtesy Pearce, Harlan Ellison delivers the only life lessons you will ever need.
Come to the rumpus.

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++ Rumpus 06 ++
The world’s first electronic party commander wants you!
The Rumpletron has only one function – to party! Damon and morgue invite you and your friends to the wildest rumpus of the year. Wellington’s finest DJ selectors will keep the vinyl spinning so you can keep your body moving. There will be mayhem and mystery and many good people.
Complete the circuit. Come to Rumpus 06.
Saturday May 13, at 7 East Street, Petone, from 7.30pm.
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“We’re in Dahab, on the Red Sea coast. The wind blows fresh off the ocean
right through the beach-side restaurants where travellers sit around low
tables, drinking milkshakes and listening to the music, invariably illegal
MP3s of obscure hip hop and house being run through a dodgy PC protected
from the elements by a muslin cloth. It’s a weird town – the kind of Egypt
that advertises specials for ANZAC day.”
– morgue at large email, April 25 last year
“At least 23 people – including three foreigners – have been killed and 62 wounded in three blasts in the Egyptian resort town of Dahab, officials say.
The explosions occurred in a bustling area popular with tourists during the early evening when many people would have been out in cafes and restaurants.”
– BBC News report, April 25 this year.

I had a nice idea to mark ANZAC day in this blog by posting an entry from my great-grandfather’s war diaries. But I didn’t organise myself so the idea alone will have to stand in for now.
(Overseas folk: ANZAC day is when we honour the sacrifices made in war. It takes place on the day of the Gallipoli landings. It’s a pretty important day in the NZ and Oz calendars.)
That said, I didn’t have any contact with any ANZAC celebration today – I was running around doing all sorts of other things. And was not motivated enough to get up for the dawn service. Maybe next year.
There’s lots of other stuff going on, such as prep for the 48 hour film challenge and me learning to play Ultimate, but most important is the news that I won’t be in slowville much longer. I have a cheque in the mail for a replacement laptop, and it should be more than sufficient. Excellent. More news once I’m fully enabled.

Back from AKL. Events: free Rolling Stones, man vs bull, mysterious gorilla suit, shocking collapse, Sigur Ros, 24/7 bar.
Kiwipeeps: this is your warning. There will be a rumpus. Mark your calendar: May 13, Saturday. The party of the year.

There are several funny things turning around and around in my head which I’m not going to write now, because, tired. I am shortly being collected by other moose for road trip to Auckland – exciting, only secondest time out of Wellytown since returning to NZ.
I have been running into people lots in the streets of Wellington. All is as it should be in that regard. Feel like I’m recreating my networks, even though I am still very much a hermit right now.
I am giving the freelance writing thing a serious go, with a focus on the RPG industry, which is completely insane given how few people there are in the world making a living from freelance RPG writing. But what the hell. It all fits into my master plan. Plus, as Billy made me understand, it provides a rationalisation for the ridiculous numbers of RPG books I have – ‘research material’. Honestly, my GM screen for Mekton II counts as research material even though I don’t have any other Mekton II books and the screen is probably useless to me even if I did. It’s research material, don’t judge me.
A few brave souls have toiled through RtB. I am beginning to form a picture of What Must Be Done. Which is good. A few more victims to inflict it upon yet.
My Edinburgh laptop is being written off due to screen malfunction combined with excessive cost of replacement screen. Not exactly in slowville though, as my parental bodies have invested in a laptop which is quicky quicky. Still on dialup. (Broadband in NZ is expensive and useless – it’s a huge issue, turns up lots in our daily papers. You UK ppl would be astonished how bad it is here. And we’re so good with all the other techie stuff in this country, too.) Anyway, I invested in 5-year insurance for the laptop when it was got in November or so 2003, so I’m getting moneys, hopefully enough for another laptop with warranty but of course that’s unlikely. *sigh* We’ll see how we go.
The sun is shining, it’s a beautiful day for a drive. Summer lingers. Choice.