The cat is out of the bag. (Poor cat, stuck in that bag!) Cal and I are having a baby.
morguecal baby FAQ:
That’s not a question, mum, but I’m glad you’re excited.
2. When is it due?
December 15, so even odds say it’s gonna arrive on Christmas day.
3. Is it a boy baby or a girl baby?
We dunno yet, too early. We’ll probably find out though, so we know whether to decorate baby’s room with pink butterflies wearing make-up or blue trucks kickboxing each other.
4. So this is why you moved to the Hutt?
Surprisingly, no. We found out the day we moved. We came out here to get a dog. With baby-future, we made sad and difficult decision to postpone dog a few years. Sorry Gusto, lovely SPCA dog we were thinking of adopting. It was pretty heartbreaking actually. (Happy ending: Gusto has been adopted by another family and is presumably now very happy with them!)
5. That house in the Hutt is pretty spooky, isn’t it? What with the instant connection and the family history and making you magically pregnant the day you move in?
I know right!
6. So… how does it feel, being a dad-to-be?
Good. It feels really good.