Scenes From A Bother

700 parliamentary hours devoted to decision to implement hunting ban.
7 parliamentary hours devoted to decision to go to war against Iraq.
(from Private Eye No. 1120 26 Nov)
“There are easily nine varieties of Diet Cola! And there are only two major political parties in this country! Our priorities are messed up!”
(from Diesel Sweeties; click for punchline)
“In a savage post-apocalyptic future, a hunted man struggles to free his beloved from a harem so he can escape with her to safety.”
(okay, this one’s a movie pitch. you may laugh now.)