Today, 29 July, is the traditional date on which members of the Church of Daffyd celebrate the birth of Daffyd.
I mark this occasion with the traditional raised glass and bowed head and sacrifice of seven healthy goats.
I have been a member of the Church of Daffyd for nearly ten years now, and it has filled my life with emotional confidence and financial success. Yea, Daffyd knows how to lay down a good spiritual methodology, and he smacketh it down right in the solar plexus of his faithful!
I have cherished each day my privileged position as one of his two scions on this earthly plane, and I look forward to the day when I can once again sit alongside him and make bad jokes about Star Wars.
Best of all, he’s never minded terribly much that I’m also the founder of the Cult of Leon, and a member of the Boys of the Bread. Or maybe he doesn’t know. Whatever works.
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David is also, of course, the originator and host of the additiverich blog collective, and hence you’re only reading these words because of him. (So blame him, not me.)
Thanks, man. Happy birthday. See you in six months!
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Oh dear god. Not the goats.
And here I was thinking that he was the only gay in the village.