Get Prepared 22 Feb

With the second anniversary of the big Christchurch quake about to arrive, I decided to do something a bit more organised than last year’s “check your prep kits everyone” messages.

I’ve started a Facebook page (that feeds on to Twitter):
Get Prepared 22 February. It makes Feb 22, the earthquake anniversary day, the day we all check and refresh our emergency preparedness kits.

The idea is to use social media and a relevant anniversary to help people follow through on their good intentions. This is, of course, another development of the social psychology I did for my Masters research, like the small group action stuff.

It’d be great if this picked up some momentum, but it should work fine with the number of people it already has. Still, if you’re on FB or Twitter, please consider signing up & sharing with your own contacts.

Carnival Linky

Still a week to go before this famous carnival, but our local version is on today. As carnivals go it’s pretty semiotically thin, but I think it counts, particularly because it has increasingly taken specific cues from big carnivals like the N’Orleans mardi gras (kissing beads, huh?). I love that there’s a big event in Wellington’s calendar that’s all about dressing up in silly costumes. I only wish it wasn’t so very, very white middle class heterosexual. Maybe its too corporate an event to ever really get its freak on, but as it gets bigger and bigger, surely other more socially anarchistic networks could take steps to subvert it and use it as a platform to upend the social order? I live in hope.

Also of Wellington, this short moonrise clip that went viral in the last couple days. It took me ages to actually bother to watch it, because, it’s a moonrise, how good can it be? Answer: really very very good.

Also widely circulated and well worth a look: the Smithsonian mag tells of a Russian family who lived in isolation for 40 years

Bet you anything that this article about school friends who decided to continue their high-intensity version of tag into adulthood has already been movie optioned. Will Ferrell will star.

A reworked Courier font intended for screenplays. (via Gregor)

One-page comic strip retelling of Pride & Prejudice. Manages to include pretty much the whole story, also some jokes. (via Alexis)

White People Headquarters (via Pearce)

Hey, Comics Alliance is reviewing Barb Wire, that crazy B movie that retells Casablanca with Pamela Anderson in the Bogart role and Temuera Morrison as Ingrid Bergman. I have a real soft spot for that dumb film.

Cartoonist Ben Kling’s funny dictator valentines (a photo-based ripoff of this has gone viral, but the jokes belong to Kling, and his art makes them 1000% better) (via Miri)

Pulp magazine cover generator (whoa this is a MAJOR timesink I haven’t even dared try it) (via Gareth S)

Ta-Nehisi Coates, who you should just read regularly because he’s great, delightfully describes the conceptual breakthrough that allowed him to make sense of the niceties of grammar in the French language – superhero comic parallel universes

Kyle Baker is a phenomenally talented and very funny comic creator. He has put all his creator-owned work online, free for you to read. You can stop working now, you’re done for the day, you have to spend the rest of it reading all these amazing books. (Start with Cowboy Wally or Why I Hate Saturn.)

Fascinating approach to doing a motion comic – it’s kind of like a flipbook, but way more engaging than that sounds: Malaria.

Lovecraft postcard correspondence goes a bit Lovecraftian. (via Theremina)

Did you play QWOP last week, the amazing running game? You should have! Try it now! To whet your appetite here’s a video of a guy running with exactly the speed and grace of Your Guy in QWOP. This almost made me lose bladder control. (via ObjectiveReality in comments here last week!)

Tweenchronic Skip Rope. It came out around New Years when you were distracted. If you haven’t seen it, you gotta. It’s special. (And yes, it is by the same group that made Rebecca Black’s “Friday”.)

WTF, evolution?

Hugh D pointed out Vinepeek, which plays random freshly-uploaded Vines (6-second video clips). Has the potential for work-unsafeness; Salon.com just ran an article on sexual content among the Vines.

Obligatory Star Wars link: a different point of view.

And finally, on the same theme via the Gator… Vader Schwarzenegger

Boo-urns Linky

It’s Boo-urns Night! Here’s “The Raptures of Folly” in entirety:

Thou greybeard, old Wisdom! may boast of thy treasures;
Give me with young Folly to live;
I grant thee thy calm-blooded, time-settled pleasures,
But Folly has raptures to give.

The Gator found this neat interactive: rhyme with Rabbie Burns!

Via Nate: QWOP, a running game you play right in your browser! This is AMAZING.

Also via Nate: Quote Investigator – was that inspirational quote really said by the person you think it was?

6-year-old girl writes a grindcore song about pancakes

Splendid drive-thru prank: the invisible driver

Buffy’s stunt co-ordinator releases a bunch of behind-the-scenes footage

Wade Davis vs. Jared Diamond

How many people did the Friends sleep with? Someone spent a lot of time working this out.

Lousy Book Covers – your new favourite tumblr

Spot the Quality Cafe in many films! (via David R esq.) – and – 6 places you’ll recognise from the background of every movie (via Dylan)

The spectacular thefts of Apollo Robbins, pickpocket – great New Yorker article, went viral for a reason!

Indiana Jones trilogy as maps

“My mom was an underground railroad for abused women”

Science comes clean: Overly Honest Methods

Toy train company bids for a major UK railroad. It gets a reply. (via Alan Jackson)

The girl who played Veruca Salt in the classic Willy Wonka film wrote a book about it that is (a) free to download [EDIT: nope, not any more, it’s now US$10!], and (b) apparently really great. (via Gino)

Beware the occult hand! (via Allen Varney)

The Fresh Prince theme song lyrics, after google translation:

The “But Thens” of This American Life

Photographer visits Wellington and blogs about it (via Pearce)
And another one does the same thing (via Gem Wilder)

Spanish unemployment office is flashmobbed with a lovely “Here Comes The Sun”. Just a nice thing.

Sounds like the new Before… film is actually good. And, exhale! Here’s a neat essay about Before Sunrise and Before Sunset, to get you in the mood. (I remember when the first film was released, this was the scene everyone was talking about.)

What did Homer singing his epics sound like?

A lawyer goes, in enormous detail, through that giant contract from The Hobbit

Some quite lovely and unusual LotR fan art

The Skywalker Paradigm (gotta have a Star Wars link, huh)

Via Gilmans, some travel advisory: Cruise Ship Deaths! Miss Travel!

And finally, the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a while: Sharon Tate models Mao Tse Tung.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (NZ/USA, 2012)

Seen on Peter Jackson’s pet Embassy screen, with all mod cons: high frame rate, 3D, super surround sound speakers, etc.

It was groovy. Slower than it needed to be, but not so much as I’d feared. After the first half hour, it felt to me *very* similar in pacing to the LotR films. I’d give it 3.5 or 4 stars, against the 4.5 or 5 I’d throw down for the Lord of the Rings flicks.

It felt less like a coherent whole than any of the Rings films – the digressions (basically anything with no dwarves or hobbitses) really felt like digressions. This didn’t bother me in the least, though.

The big setpiece action sequence, dwarves vs goblins through mad tunnels and across wooden bridges, was too cartoony to feel of a piece with the more grittily choreographed LotR films – as if Legolas riding the shield was the default tone and not an unusual moment – but it was a fun romp and fully enjoyable to watch. (It also directly echoed, and far exceeded, the similar chase sequence in Tintin which was that film’s only memorable sequence.)

I liked it. What ya gonna do.

The HFR was *cool*. I really, really liked it. I can see why people don’t, of course, it’s definitely a different way of reading the screen, but it totally worked for me (and the 3D didn’t make my eyes tired, too, so I think it helped with that). I certainly don’t think it’s right for every film, there’s an effect of the “distance” of the traditional lower frame rate, but I can see myself looking forward to more films using HFR. I reckon Prometheus would’ve been more fun for me in HFR, for example.

Roll on part two.

Mayan Xmapocalypse Linky

End of the Long Count, baby. Waste some time as the world comes crashing down with linky distractions!

It ain’t the Mayan apocalypse that’s destroying the world, anyway. George Monbiot reckons the real culprit is those rubbish Christmas presents you buy when you’ve run out of ideas.

William S. Burroughs reads his short story, The Junky’s Christmas. Plus claymation.

Captain America’s diary comic (by Robyn E. Kennealy)

This Homeland Security video is kind of amazing

A very short interactive text story about a round-headed kid who really wants to kick a football (by Tof Eklund)

These pics of the Syrian civil war are gloomy, as you’d expect, but you have to see the home-made warfare device in pics 14-16… (via Kathleen)

Star Wars sequel debacle simulatron

NASA Gangnam Style riff is great fun

How many people are in space right now?

Check out also this tour of the International Space Station by its departing commander (via Nate)

Also from nate – an elegy for the web we lost. It really is a different online world out there compared to a decade ago.

What to do when the bus refuses to show up

Is evolutionary psychology worthless?

On the occasion of his 80th birthday, NZ’s official national wizard speaks vividly about what he’s been doing these past few decades. I find it weird that Gandalf is now more famous in NZ than our real-life official wizard.

Movie posters recreated at home

And finally, Christopher Lee’s Heavy Metal Christmas Songs

(Merry christmas & happy new year folks. I’m off on holiday for a bit so no bloggery for a little while.)

Freaks & Geeks Linky

Vanity Fair has published an extensive feature on Freaks & Geeks, my pick for second-greatest TV show of all time (after The Wire). There’s an oral history, new behind the scenes pics, and an amazing reunion photoshoot that brought back all the main cast, most of the secondary cast, and plenty of bit players. LOVE IT.

A eulogy for Occupy: fantastic first-hand journey through Occupy’s successes and failures. Includes plenty of details I’d never heard before, including a brutal analysis of the failure of the General Assembly process that was at the heart of Occupy, and some great insights into what Occupy created that wasn’t easily visible from the outside.

This one time, Yoko Ono and Jim Henson hung out online with Ayn Rand. No, it really happened [No it didn’t – see below], and the transcript is fascinating. (via Allen Varney) [It is fictional! My factchecking on this was pretty limited. D’oh! Thanks David R esq. for the save.]

An ambitious high concept, this: making an improvised opera out of live stock market data. (Also via Allen)

Rap battle: Santa Claus vs your actual Snoop Lion. Not exactly a fair match.

Lengthy research (with many pics) exploring the story behind that unusual hat worn by Archie’s Pal Jughead.

Gem Wilder’s link collection this week included several gems, but my fave was this clever and funny takedown of the Manic Pixie Dreamgirl phenomenon

Also from Gem this week: the problem with Margaret Mahy

Return of the Jedi had some female space pilots in it, but it cut them out.

The alternate moose has made his documentary on Kiwiburn (the NZ cousin of Burning Man) free to watch online. Check it out!

And while you’re watching things online, David Ritchie esquire has endorsed a browser plugin that lets you watch overseas video content without needing to mess about. I tried it: two clicks later, I was suddenly able to view loads of Hulu content that had been closed to me before. You want this.

David esq., also linked to a helpful Hobbit Dwarf Identification Flowchart. Test your knowledge on this collection of photos of the Hobbit actors meeting their Lego minifigures.

Speaking of Lego: here’s a Lego model of the spaceship from Alien, the Nostromo. (via Malc)

Via Sonal: your new TV is ruining the movies you watch

And finally, via Pearce, a classic animated GIF now with its own homepage: BEES BEES BEES

Useless Linky

Frank N shared this with me, and it pretty much makes Friday Linky redundant: The Useless Web.

Neil Patrick Harris dreams in puppets (via everywhere)

Art History, with captions (via Cat T)

Oh I love this so much: the Hawkeye initiative

The end of simplistic macho masculinity? (via Mrs Meows)

Question everything you know about dinosaurs

Superhero dinosaurs (via Svend)

Can art be games? (also via Svend)

The Baby Rancor

Africa is finally coming to the aid of the needy in Norway

Via @saniac, the amazing repository or mirth that is Bad Kids Jokes.

(& improve the experience of those jokes with the helpful Instant Rimshot, via Rui)

TV Tropes has a story generator

Interesting defence of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”

And finally, via Ed, the creepiest advent calendar you will ever find (note that most of the animations have multiple parts)

Scooby Linky

Polygon’s coverage of the explosive conversation on the challenges faced by women in the games industry – 1 Reason Why. My favourite spin-off thread, Jane McGonigal noting the conspicuous absence of a 50 Shades Of Grey game (and then building a team and tossing concepts around).

Scientific journal Nature looks at its gender balance numbers and faces up to some uncomfortable truths about itself (via MrsMeows)

Toy laptop for boys vs. toy laptop for girls. Can you guess how they are different? Well, one of them looks like a laptop, and the other is bright pink. But that ain’t even the worst thing. (via Theremina)

Letters of Note: Will & Grace producer owns.

Y’all seen that rather fantastic and possibly going-too-far elevator ghost prank? How about this other elevator prank, with a collapsing floor? (via Naomi Guyer, warning: this is marketing for LG). Elevators = fundamentally freaky places.

The first bootlegs of The Hobbit are already out there. Watch it before it gets taken down! The special effects aren’t quite as good as I expected.

(via Pearce)

Lego Blade Runner street (Via Malc)

On Paleofuture – 1936 literary folk predict which authors will endure

The awesomely creepy background art from the original Scooby Doo cartoons.

A new explanation for some famous psychology experiments, the prisoners vs wardens one and the electric shocks one. And if anything we humans come out looking even less admirable.

Online worlds after all the players stop turning up – abandoned fantastic cities (via Ed)

Thoughtful & detailed look at Occupy’s Rolling Jubilee idea, finding it nice but deeply flawed. (via Making Light)

The Secret Histories Project – 50 people who never turned up in your history classes (via Gem Wilder)

GATE, a puzzle game about Mars, robots and logic (free to download)

Kiwi dark crime webcomic Moth City – really good! (supported by Creative NZ no less) – sequential art peeps will want to see how it layers and changes elements.

What if a cat & a dog were your (human) flatmates? (via Mike Foster)

And finally: apparently I never got around to sharing this linky: Nic Cage as cats (via Bef)

Hobbit Premiere Day

My city is going bananas today. There’s a frenzy of excitement around the premiere of the first Hobbit movie, with the red carpet TV coverage due to begin in an hour or so. There’s also a frenzy of grump as long-simmering negativity finally boils up around such issues as the cultural worth of the movie, the government’s priorities, our tourism branding and sense of identity, and Peter Jackson’s reputation as a nice guy.

There’s also a lot of people who aren’t fussed either way, but you don’t hear much from them.

Me, I’m happy to sit with the positives. I have time for many of the grumpy-type issues (apparently there’s gonna be a book on the Hobbit labour dispute? would be good to read that and try and figure out if I had it right or if I was a victim of an effective spin machine) – but when I think about the Hobbit, mostly I think about the people I know who worked on it. There’s a lot of them. It’s a rare Wellingtonian who doesn’t know any, in fact, and that’s exactly the point. This is a creative cultural product that’s come out of our local film setup, drawing on the expertise of many friends and countless friends-of-friends. I like it when my friends and my community do cool stuff.

So bring it on. I’ll have the telly on for the coverage. I’ll be particularly looking forward to Sylvester McCoy’s jaunt down the red carpet, and Barry Humphries. And I’ll raise a glass in respect to my friends who’ve put love and labour into this project. Nice work, folks. I look forward to seeing the result.

Eruption Linky

Awesome volcano action in the central North Island. Worth a look, non-Kiwis. Walking over this volcano is a very popular day expedition.

Juan Cole lays out his 10 requirements to get a lasting peace in Israel/Palestine. It seems to me like a pretty realistic list, and as he puts it: good luck.

And, um, here’s an indie comic with an ambitious premise… an American baseball coach recruiting as his new pitcher a “Palestinian rock-thrower”. Hmm.

Ryan North, who I mostly know through links from Kate Beaton but has been linkied here before for his in-depth analysis of the Back to the Future novelisation, has a kickstarter up for a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure version of Hamlet, illustrated by Ms Beaton and many others. Sounds groooovy, and actually quite interesting too. Blew through its target in the first few hours of day one – 29 days to go!

Speaking of Kickstarter and Hamlet – here’s one for a project to adapt Hamlet into a six-episode series. Also sounds very interesting. I really need to get more familiar with this play.

Short but lovely piece on the politics of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books (via Tof Eklund), as a companion piece to Laurie Penny’s interview with the man (via Laurie Penny).

Here’s a comic that mashes up the Muppets and the recent Thor movie. (Drawn to roughly follow Roger Langridge’s character redesigns.) It’s worth a look – way more than you might think.

Problems with the different cloud storage services, and what to do to fix them.

In comments last week, Stephanie reminded me about the Lizzie Bennett Diaries, which I linked back in July & promptly forgot about. This video-diary adaptation of Pride & Prejudice has racked up 65ish episodes of their core storyline plus loads of other bits and pieces by other characters. Check it out!

Mashup oddity: Nine Inch Nails with, er, the sound effects from Super Mario Bros.

1946’s Disney short teaching girls about menstruation.

Which Bond villain plan would have actually worked? (via Allen Varney)

The colour palette in Nolan’s Batman trilogy progresses from dusk to dawn. (via Allen Varney)

Why the world loves soccer and America doesn’t (via Gareth Michael Skarka) – I just don’t feel the deep love in my heart for the beautiful game, but this is a good short account of where the appeal lies.

Neat profile of “the world’s most patient gamer”, Triforce Johnson (via Quinn Murphy)

Amazing Street Art – 2012 collection

6-year-old schools Hasbro on gender equality. Via Emily Care Boss.
Also: a new study finds girls are increasingly into boy brands. (Unsurprisingly there’s no examination of the way these gendered brands are constituted, so the explanations given are pretty weak, but it’s an encouraging trend.)
Also also: See Jane, a neat little video about representation of women in media from Geena Davis’s project…

Vending machine dispenses random books

We are entering the post-password age. An amazing article that breaks down what we’re all reluctant to admit – that passwords don’t work any more.

Revered alt-culture magazine Coilhouse has announced it’s taking a rest – and they’ve made every acclaimed issue a free download on their beautiful site.

Obama’s war council of supernerds.

And finally… Trotify (via William Gibson)