Paul the Octopus has a perfect prediction record in the World Cup.
We all live in the octopus’ garden now.
[Octopi are very smart creatures. You present it with two boxes labelled A and B, and it goes to A and finds food. Then you present it with A and C, then A and D, then A and E… mostly it’ll go to A because it has learned that A holds tasty food, and it isn’t sure about the other option. Germany’s winning record meant Paul’s tendency to go for the familiar option was a sound strategy.]
[Of course, Paul is still psychic because he knew to go to the other option in the Serbia game.]
Things only NZL cares about dept.: the only undefeated team in the World Cup = NZL.