This Is Not The Sleep You’re Looking For

So here it is at nearly 4am, and I’m waiting for the cold and flu meds to kick in because after hours of basically nil sleep I realised there were some lurking in a back drawer somewhere.
Stupid stupid rat creatures. I should be asleep dreaming of gargantua and left-wing and Brando and coats of arms and sine waves and precise composites and Tiger Lily and multitudes and such. Instead I am awake.
I have, however, just eaten some chocolate and it is amazing how much better it makes me feel. Mmm.
And, apple and ginger tea.

3 thoughts on “This Is Not The Sleep You’re Looking For”

  1. You know, I knew you got up at some ungodly hour on the morn, but I had no idea that you ‘got up’ got up.

  2. And I wondered what happened to the chocolate – cos I’ve been quietly snacking on it for days now and when I went to have some for breakfast and noticed there wasn’t much left I thought ‘geez, I’ve eaten more than I realised’. But no.

  3. “I have, however, just eaten some chocolate and it is amazing how much better it makes me feel. Mmm.”
    Ah the caffiene analogues of Chocolate working their wonders yet again.
    Speaking of Chocolate, it is a very bad thing to give to dogs. The fat upsets their digestive systems (think runny poos) and the caffiene and like substances makes them completely hyper. Sal’s aunt had a lap dog that once ate a king size block of chocolate while they were sleeping, and when they awoke the house was strewn with soggy messes of dog digested chocolate wrapper and a half-dead dog. So half dead in fact that it had to go to the vet for three days of detox on a dog drip and everything!

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