Late Linky

Already Friday afternoon – let’s get this done. Short’n’sweet.

Via Paul Cornell – here’s China Mieville writing the most comprehensive bit of sense on the Tintin in the Congo controversy that just resolved in Belgium (and many related issues). Bracing & superb.

Crazy uses of QR codes. Man will these things please just die already.

Toothbrushing: the creation of a habit. I didn’t know this and it’s right in my wheelhouse!

Nick Tipping found this – the nearly unbelievable working conditions inside an internet-shopping warehouse.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Movie: The Movie

And finally, via GMSkarka… that time in a Sesame Street special that Big Bird went on a journey into the Egyptian afterlife and defied the gods.

Mmp Linky

“Mmp” is the sound you make when you’ve been gagged and tied to a chair by a villainous smuggler and your kindly aunt is standing unknowingly just outside the door and you wish to alert her to your presence so she can free you and help you thwart the smugglers.

MMP is the proportional electoral system we use in NZ. There’s currently a massive consultation underway. The team that have set this up have done a really amazing job – there’s clickable ads all over the NZ web, and lots of real-world notices too. The website has lots of useful information divided up into small, understandable questions, and you are encouraged to respond to those same questions (though more extensive responses are welcomed of course). This makes it really easy to look at this hugely important issue and give some input.

And it is a hugely important issue. Just look at the debacle in the UK right now, or the last few decades of US governance, for some clear evidence that your electoral system has a huge impact on your society’s welfare.

I’ve said before on here (somewhere or other) that the biggest problem with participation in our democracy is that it’s a pain in the butt to do anything more than vote every few years. This is the first time I’ve seen something that shows it doesn’t have to be this way. Kiwis, I implore you to check it out & have your say.

Right, on with the rest of the linky:

Jennifer Connelly’s audition for Labyrinth.

That’s via Dangerous Minds, who also embedded the entirety of the first ever version of the Muppet Show, a test-run special titled “Sex and Violence” that aims for a more adult tone. Kermit is not the presenter; Floyd has a major role; it’s the Muppets but not as you know it. Coincidentally, the AV Club wrote about this episode a couple weeks back.

Back on the subject of Labyrinth – Original Pope of this Blog, Mr David R., alerted me to the splendid Bowiesongs Blog’s analysis of the Labyrinth soundtrack as a hidden Bowie album. Neato.

Hmm. I wonder, which would have launched more puberties: gold bikini Leia or tightpants Labyrinth Bowie? Suggestions for methodology and funding welcome.

Batman vs. that famous pick-up artist Mystery

Downton Abbey dialogue anachronisms

Here’s U.S. highways mapped like the London Underground. Yes yes it’s a cliche but this one actually works.

Interesting article taking the parasites-can-affect-behaviour research another step – why your cat can make you crazy

“Unnecessary” quotation marks

What scientific concept would improve everyone’s cognitive toolkit? Many many smart people respond. Includes the usual suspects (Dawkins, Brand, Lakoff, Shirky) and names I didn’t expect (Rudy Rucker, Brian Eno) and many more I’d never heard of. The entries I read were all great (one inspired suggestion: kayfabe). Well worth your time; I’m gonna come back to this.

Jamas has found the entirety of GET LAMP, a documentary about interactive fiction/text adventure games, is available to watch online. Yay!

Using police identikit techniques and descriptions in text, making images of novel characters (e.g. Lisbeth Salander, Daisy Buchanan)

Via Dylan H: Alan Moore explains, in 90 seconds, why he worships a glove puppet.

And finally… food on my dog

Rye Whiskey Linky

Linky named in honour of the rye whiskey that broke inside the Alligator’s bags en route to the Hutt Valley. We did not drink you, rye whiskey, but we inhaled your aromas.

Some linky then:

Modernist Journals, complete in PDF. Includes, for example, all three issues of The Blue Review (1913) edited by John Middleton Murry and Katherine Mansfield. Quite, quite wow.

Retronaut has some colour photographs of WWI. (Presumably using the autochrome process?)

The Star Tours ride is gone – but it has been recreated. By a fan. In both 2D and 3D.

Top 10 relationship words not translatable into english

Via Susan H, New Scientist looks at flow – that state when you’re totally in the zone.

The death and return of Superman, as goofy film. Marvellous. I used to describe this storyline as “DC using up all public goodwill in order to give Superman a mullet.”

Mrs Meows discusses the plight of the Disney starlets.

Photos of shrines in teenage bedrooms

Tiny Little Love Stories

And finally, the logical end of all those Sh!t People Say videos

Yknil Linky

The great shift of medium for the comic form, from paper to digital, passed its tipping point sometime in the last few years. Over the same period, the market for “literary” comics-as-books has grown enormously, the economics that supported the popular “pamphlet” comic book format have utterly collapsed, and (with ironic timing) the primary content of those dying pamphlets has become the biggest moneyspinner in the Hollywood arsenal. This makes for some interesting times.

Consider:
Popular webcomic “Order of the Stick” is running a crowdfunding campaign to gather $60K to fund a *reprint* of a print collection of its freely-available online strips. As I write, it has beaten its goal sixfold, and there are almost three weeks still to go.

Wholesome all-American Archie Comics, one of the few pamphlet-style lines that seems to be in decent financial health, has not just introduced a gay character, they put a mixed-race gay military wedding on the cover. And the latest news is that Archie will be covering the Occupy movement. It wasn’t so long ago that the Archie characters were spouting God’s word on-panel, and spun off a whole sub-line of Christian comics where the Archie gang learned about prayer, scripture and the fires of hell.

The Avengers film is going to launch a new trailer during the Superbowl, the most expensive advertising spot there is. It will do huge numbers at the box office (+ more if it’s any good). Probably 99.5% of viewers will never have read an Avengers comic book, and never will afterwards either. (The real secret of success here: Comics people teaching Hollywood how to do a crossover with film properties. Comic books figured out how this works back in the 30s. Hollywood never did until Aliens vs Predator – which was of course a comics adaptation.) (Although Freddy vs Jason came out first.) (And no, those Abbot & Costello films don’t count.) (True fact: Hollywood has never really understood IP, even while it fights furiously to defend it.)

Comics from around the world, particularly Europe and Asia where the medium is thriving in print as well as digital, are also more available to the English-speaking world than ever before. Two Euro examples:
Billy pointed at this marvellous strip that takes advantage of screen presentation in an absolutely stunning way, and tells a heck of a story as well.
And various comics types have been delightedly sharing this amazing 24-hour comic by Boulet – created from nothing to completion in (just over) 24 hours. Fantastic!

Every single one of these items is just amazing to me. (I won’t talk about Before Watchmen, because after six months of rumours I’d already resigned myself to its existence. And besides, the Alan-Moore-devised role-playing adventures provide all the prequel content I need…)

Maire just found a neat bit of research on what happened to that slave who wrote a letter to his old master. (Here’s that letter – really, really worth a read.)

This one’s been popping up all over, because it’s marvellous: a girl who can say words backwards. I love this video not just for the party trick itself (which is lovely and fascinating) but for the details: the girls in the back seat conferring as they try to come up with the hardest words they can, the guy looking around for inspiration and naming everything he can see which tells you a lot about where they are, the fact they are in a car in the first place, and best of all the way the video ends. (Oh crappers.) It’s all so damn genuine.

What’s wrong with “First Word Problems” (Via Ms Scarlet)

ALIEN linky now: Jones the cat’s view of Alien (Via qarl) and the wonderful ALIEN AGE 11, which is a comic adaptation of Alien made by an 11-year-old who had only read the novelisation and never seen the film (via dritchie).

Shakespeare in the original pronunciation transforms the work & reveals previously-hidden puns. Great! (via Sonal)

Lance Reddick from Fringe and The Wire reveals a new side of himself.

Classical concert performer interrupted by ringtone, and handles it very well indeed

Your wow photos for the day: Harbin International Ice and Snow Festival

And finally, via Mike Sands: cats 4 gold

Faces Everywhere Linky

Hey, that plug socket looks like a face! Yes – but does face recognition technology also think so? Machine pareidolia

Ten 100-year predictions that came true

U.S. right wing as demented cult – a disillusioned insider speaks. And David Frum writes about the same thing. As I’ve said before, this is the logical consequence of Karl Rove.

Hello: (via many people!)

Dogs bark the Imperial March. Yes. It’s a commercial for VW, try not to be influenced to buy a VW.

Dangerous Minds has been finding full movies on YouTube –
The Hobbit (1977)

Faster Pussycat Kill Kill (1965)

Also, that 1966 Hobbit movie in full, with the full weird story behind its creation. (The film itself has been all over the place but the original story hasn’t been shared nearly as much.)

Bartok found The Restart Page – reboot your computer the old-fashioned way!

China’s deserted fake Disneyland, and New York’s unused secret subway station.

And finally, Cliff Richard Dying Inside

Sromance Linky

Bond. (Warning: many of the swearing words may be heard in this clip.)

Karen Healey muses on bromances and the relative lack of sistery equivalents. Includes due appreciation of Josie and the Pussycats which all right-thinking people acknowledge as a BRILLIANT FILM but apparently there are a lot of wrong-thinkers out there because, 5.1 on IMDB? 53% on Rotten Tomatoes? WTF?!

Alan Moore visits Occupy London and meets people in the V mask

There’s a petition to bring back breastfeeding on Sesame Street.

If famous writers had written Twilight. The comments go on forever, covering everyone from Cormac McCarthy to Jose Saramago.

Wall-Etheus:

My Guantanamo nightmare. If you haven’t read this yet, do so.

Jem & the Holograms – fashion redesigns. Eric Raymond would be furious.

Oh, man. Those little digital handheld games – play ’em online. I remember this one really clearly.

Absolutely engrossing article about, um, car parking. No, really.

TV journalist talks about how, exactly, journalism is broken.

And finally, you WISH you could party like this

Space Jockey Linky

So anyone who’s hung out on film geek websites will know that my worst fears about Prometheus, as lengthily burbled in previous post, were fulfilled in the trailer released the very next day. Oh well.

MIT’s infinite corridor

That Pingu-meets-The Thing video that’s racing around the web is indeed genius. I first saw it at Dangerous Minds, which has a few other relevant links.
Related: stop-motion recreation of the opening sequence of Raiders of the Lost Ark

Nice edit of Chaplin’s Great Dictator speech:

How scientific findings about sex differences get used to reinforce stereotypes [this has gone behind a paywall – email me or comment if you want the full text]

What it feels like to have an advanced understanding of mathematics

Tumblr really has taken this “Ryan Gosling is the thinking woman’s crumpet” idea and run with it, huh? Ryan likes Occupy, NPR, crafting, libraries, and no doubt many more

Tumblr also has X-Men with Googly Eyes (thanks David R).

And finally, via Cat… German Industrial Dance Polka

Xmas Linky

So. Christmas. Some things. If you are still at work, here is your skiving material for the rest of the week.

Why the Arabic language is cool.

Make everything OK
Make everything blow up

Photos: the generation gap

War in computer games, and what it tells us about the invisibility of real war (fantastic essay, this)

X-Men a la Tintin

This is not circulating as widely as it ought to be: this is how you respond to a powerful bigot.

Why programmers work at night

25 clever household tips that are actually bloody useful (via Norm)

Via d3vo: Is it old? The above link: “ridiculously old”.

Xmas interview with the Nek Minnit guy manages to be one of the most sensible & human things you will encounter in the mainstream media this whole season.

via StarlaJo: sKate Bush

Correlation & causation (via Michael U)

Why do people defend unjust systems?

The wealthy do not create jobs. Sorry, Thatcherite/Republican ideologues. Two great essays from the last week: Potlatch, Business Insider. Different and complementary. One of them via Svend, the other via who knows.

Not unrelated: Hot waitress economic index

Superman’s jawline as an indicator of the American cultural mood

And finally… this:

MERRY CHRISTMASTIMES

Walky Linky

Wee Willa, she is walking these days. Rest of this post achieved in gaps between chasing her around the house.

Auckland newspaper columnist mocked in the style of NZ literary classics. (The Magpie is my favourite.)

New York Times feedback: 8-year-old lists his top 10 composers, with helpful illustration.

Biostatistics Ryan Gosling

The terrible secret of Tom Bombadil. LotR scholars/nerds should find this enjoyable, if perhaps infuriating.

Pulp Fiction in chronological order.

Via Kate Kenworthy – a palliative care worker identifies the five top regrets of the dying.

Visualising everything Facebook knows about you.

This has made me smile about as much as Willa walking, which is a whole lot: Scotland’s Hurricane Bawbag

Turns out that sworddance video was a viral for a Major Lazer track

John Stamos guide to cuddling:

Almost my favourite John Stamos thing in the world.

8-year-old writes to creator of Tintin, gets reply, begins long correspondence. This story starts great but gets better and better, and finishes with a Maurice Sendak anecdote that might be the best anecdote in the world.

Family Guy writer describes getting arrested at Occupy. Yes. The Awl presents a great essay about Occupy that puts appropriate emphasis on how the “newsworthy” thing about police misconduct here is it’s directed at white people. Also: how Republicans are being taught to talk about Occupy.

What children’s paintings would look like if drawn realistically

Cello Wars

And finally, via d3vo: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.