Matariki Linky

Māori new year (& winter solstice) down this way! We miss you sun.

The history of the fork.

Wikipedia of course has a page on that thing when it seems like street lights are going out right as you walk by

Cabins to desire

The new “Where the hell is Matt” short. These always make me cry.

How to determine if a scientific claim you encounter is reliable. More people should know this stuff. (via Amanda Lyons)

Harry Potter fanfilm. Looks impressive, like these things do nowadays. We’re a long way from “Doctor Who and the Planet of the Killer Ducks”.

Brainstorming doesn’t work

David Simon has a blog! Called, hilariously, The Audacity of Despair. And as Alasdair pointed out in comments last week, he has a commencement address too.

Wonka! A hidden filthy joke, some behind the scenes pics, and Gene Wilder’s genius.

Blade Runner – recreated, frame by frame, in watercolours

BRUTAL KNITTING

77-year-old guy who punches steel poles because he punches steel poles at age 77 (via Mike Hugill)

I wondered if I could find a closing item as deeply weird as last week’s “girl fight video”. Well, judge for yourselves: And finally…

Commencement Linky

A bit late but here at last, some Friday linky for you:

Some of the most powerful photographs ever taken (via Rachel B)

Aaron Sorkin commencement address, Neil Gaiman commencement address, Robert Krulwich commencement address

So the gulf stream doesn’t actually keep Europe warm? Science urban legends… “zombie ideas”

Let me clear out some linky from over a year ago…

A true story of Daily Mail lies

High school band plays Rage Against The Machine

5 artistic geniuses who only became great after selling out

Infographic: the evolution of the geek

The Discourager of Hesitancy – the followup to the Lady and the Tiger

Limericks that rely on counterintuitive pronunciation rules

The Book Surgeon

Phrase frequency counter, for writers

William Gibson reads Neuromancer

54 cereals we loved and lost

Hip-hop revolutions that weren’t

Vest-pocket guide to 19th-century NYC brothels

Rare photos of famous people

And finally…

Bradbury Linky

NASA Jet Propulsion Lab posted a video of Ray Bradbury in 1971. He cracks up the crowd, then does it again, then reads a lovely poem. (via BoingBoing)

The Wire: The Musical. AMAZING. Worth watching just for Snoop but it’s all good.

Samm just reminded me that this existed – the redoubtable Robyn Gallagher has been working her way through the archive of NZOnAir funded music videos. It’s good stuff and a trip down memory lane for Kiwis.

Escher Lego Star Wars (via Ed)

32 innovations that will change your tomorrow (also via Ed) – this is basically a look at the fancy consumer goods of the future, but there are some interesting ideas in here.

The Humble Indie Bundle computer game charity collection just added a bunch more games to the bundle, including the legendary Braid. One week to go!
Related: flowchart to find the job you’d best suit in the computer games industry

My old 48-hour filmaking team’s entry from this year’s comp – I have many hearts for this

The NZ On Screen collection telling the story of NZ becoming nuclear-free has a really good intro essay to go with Spike Milligan hopping about on a Wgtn hillside and various other treats. (pointed out by CJ, who should know I guess.)

Inexplicable dating site profile pics. With a few exceptions, these go beyond “point and laugh at the sad loser” (which is a yuck thing to do) and reach into “marvel at the breadth of humanity” (which is an awesome thing to do) (via Hannah)

Via Dylan: Boggle the Owl loves you. Unassuming webcomic inadvertantly ends up providing therapy service.

Trailer for Prometheus remade in paper. (via everybody)

Diagram of links between Stephen King’s Maine books

Draw a Stickman has a new episode up! (via brand-new-dad Frank)

There’s this thing called the Book Genome project. I’d never heard of it until I read Robin Laws destroying it.

The AV Club is beginning a rewatch of Dawson’s Creek. Roll your eyes all you like but you know I’m gonna be reading it every week and catching every one of Katie Holmes’s weird half-smiles that she did instead of acting. Yes I know no teenagers ever talked like that, but no dog ever slept on the roof of his doghouse either and y’all love Snoopy. BELIEVE. (PACEY-CON!)

The Gator asked for no more photos of dogs dressed as crustaceans, so here’s a tumblr of sad dogs dressed up as things! Perhaps including crustaceans, sorry Gator.

And finally, via the Alligator, this:

Scareface Linky

Extremely freaky perception thing. I couldn’t handle doing this for very long because it so badly unnerved me. (via Ron Fischer)

Lovely 2-minute turn at a poetry jam (via ehjc)

Blogging the entirety of Emily Dickinson’s poetry

Canine brain scans (via d3vo)

Super-technology bottles makes sauce come out really easily (also via d3vo)

The story behind the truly amazing fake Tilda Swinton Twitter account

Scientific American illustrates the anatomy of the Hulk.

Portfolio site for a guy who designs user interfaces for the computer systems in movies. Iron Man’s helmet display, for example.

Lots of people around the net have been linking to these magazine covers, which were reputedly tiny background details in Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner. Mash also found this great investigation of the real story behind these images.

The latest Humble Indie Bundle, a great way to grab indie computer games at incredibly friendly prices and support charity at the same time, is up now.

Leeeroy Jenkins! A short heist film.

The BBFC’s reasoning behind the rating they gave Ridley Scott’s Alien (as a PDF)

Scanned entirety of a magisterial classic guide to cartooning.

Examining how income tax laws apply to zombies.

A drinking game for people who overthink everything

B-list Star Wars characters get Seuss-ified (via sophie’s friend mike)

And finally, John Cleese as Satan

Dancey Linky

Dancey! says the wee beastie, carefully inserting a CD into the stereo. Dancey!

From many people – a fascinating and funny short film of a depressingly plausible high-tech future

Top voice actors do a readthrough of the entirety of Star Wars

The scale of the universe (via lots of people)

The Easter Island statues go deeper than I expected. The photo of an excavation here is amazing.

Photographic essay on the extraction industry around the Canadian oil sands. I found this really fascinating.

If you understand coding even a tiny little bit you will enjoy learning about Objectivist C

Via Ian Hicks: the world’s subways are converging on an ideal track layout

Teachers secretly dance behind students. (The first 30 seconds gives you all you need.) (via MrsMeows)

Heck of an argument for Scottish independence. One strand says that successive UK Parliaments have broken their contract with their citizens, and it’s time to get out of what has become an abusive relationship.

There is officially a cthulhu wasp (via Theremina)

Vintage children’s books my kid loves (via Kate Beaton)

The Roman Empire: travel times revealed in an incredible interactive tool.

Courtesy Dave McCormack, an entertaining judgment. (I imagine that in those legal TV shows where the judges are always pithy and sarcastic, all the written judgments are like this one.)

Unpaired words

How a book is born: interesting infographic

And finally, a genuine treasure: goon show radio

Rumpus Linky

Following on from the loss of MCA, there came the sad death of Maurice Sendak. May the wild rumpus continue on forever. Andrew Leonard at Salon wrote this great piece about reading the Wild Things to his the kids. The Comics Journal had a great piece on the man. (Tequila!) And check out these radio interviews with the man via Fresh Air.

Dot thing. (via FogOnWater)

Wolfenstein 3D, the forerunner for pretty much every big computer game today, turned 20 today. The game is now free to play in your browser (and, if you’re quick, on your iDevice). And there’s a director’s commentary! (via d3vo)

The New Yorker got brilliant film reviewer Film Crit Hulk to review the Hulk’s part in this Avengers film.

Speaking of which. Avengers: the actual origin story. No this is really it.

Via JetSimian, a writer reminisces beautifully about being a 12-year-old LARPer in some caves in Thatcher’s Britain. Vaguely related: how to ask on Craiglist for a D&D group.

Have you seen the oatmeal’s Tesla comic yet? You must. Tesla = amazing.

Context-free patent art

The angry underground world of failed pickup artists. (via MrsMeows)

Flowchart: What kind of female character is she?

The Descriptive Camera. Delightful.

And finally: (via theremina) dogs dressed as crustaceans.

Cosplay Linky

This is an 18 second video of the best home-made costume I’ve ever seen:

Via Dylan, Eric Valli’s amazing photography of people living off the grid

Great idea well-executed: Broadway show of Mary Poppins puts on special autism-friendly performance. It’s clear they really thought about how to do this. Awesome.

The Republia Times: play at being the editor of a newspaper in a country that is not free (browser game).

This week’s Star Wars content: the Stormtrooper Shuffle. Amazing student project.

The Weird Al Yankovi of other music genres (yes Weird Al does all genres just roll with it)

Search the deep reaches of the net easily with MillionShort, which strips off the first million (or hundred thou, or ten thou) results.

The entire Slender Man mythos – an immense shared storytelling initiative played out mostly through online video – has been compiled.

The Atlas of True Names

Stuck on an essay? Deadline approaching? Here’s your solution: EssayTyper

Tim Denee linked to wiki’s page on distinguishing green and blue in language. Very interesting.

Map of musical styles

Via loads of people: your logical fallacy is…

And finally, via Dave Cormack, depressing cat video

Pohutukawa Linky

My parents today arrive in their new home, which is approximately 30 seconds drive from their old home. Touching to farewell the Pohutukawa Palace, where our family moved way back in 1989. Did a lot of growing up there (and the little long-leggedy beastie has been doing the same), had a lot of crazy times with family and friends, and it has continued to be a shared social destination right up until earlier this week. End of an era. Thank you Pohutukawa Palace.

Maire put this in comments last week: dumb things at 2500 frames per second

Extended (full) version of China Mieville’s essay on London as postapocalyptic place – the shorter version (previously linkied) was splendid reading, this will probably be more so.

Daily Mail-o-matic

Here’s a short, sharp dismantling of libertarianism that will stick in your memory.

Via Ivan – an outstanding example of someone using game theory to outmaneuver a game show

Huge water resource under Africa? This would change a lot of stuff (via Damon)

Via Andrew Salmond – the entirety of legendary visual feast Baraka

Byliner’s 101 best nonfiction journalism of 2011. And I’ve hardly skimmed the surface of the 2010 list (previously linkied). This is the real deal – all sorts of amazing stuff here. (Thanks to the other moose for the headsup that this was out.)

Chomsky on Occupy

Chris M beautifully remembers a game that never actually existed

And finally… spoon-playing grandma rocks out to the Black Keys

(via Dangerous Minds)

Et Alia Linky

Aliens Epilogue – a half-hour fan film set between Aliens and Alien3. Contains some very ambitious staging and plenty of in-jokes. Probably incomprehensible for non-fans. Everything is very amateur, but with an amateur’s deep love. I thoroughly enjoyed this.

The most badass alphabet ever

Google as an 80s-era Bulletin Board system. It works, too.

Film criticism as spiritual discipline

Message to a daughter

Determine your degree of colour blindness (via edel)

The Atlantic profiles dissident art-focused game designer Jonathan Blow – the chap who made Braid, if you’ve heard of that. Pushing for art, rather than artfulness, in game design is an extremely worthy goal. (Although, I think this article undersells though the interesting stuff going on in the indie and small-scale game design scenes, an ecosystem that has exploded thanks to the App Store and various freemium revenue models.)

Theremina linked to the helpful Calming Manatee service, which will calm you down most pleasantly.

Salon.com published an Imprint article about a classic advertiser whose work was satirised on the cover of a very early issue of Mad. Here is that cover. It’s amazing. Mad was so far ahead of its time!

This week’s Star Wars content courtesy the other Moose: a highschool that looks like a Star Wars spaceship.

Which fictional characters share your birthday? Here’s a helpful calendar (thanks Amanda L!)

Double Oh:

Realistic anatomies of cartoon characters (via Maire)

And finally… the most copied comics panel of all time (includes a naked lady so probably not safe for work)

Breakers Linky

Just watched the NZ Breakers basketball team win a thriller in game one of a 3-game final series. I get so invested in these big games! Sigh. Deep breaths.

Ian McEwan on the time his son had to write a book report on one of his novels (via d3vo)

Also from d3vo, one for film design & sci-fi people: spaceships that became other spaceships. one, two, three

Self-portraits in airplane lavatories, wearing classic Flemish style

Via Naomi, an excellent reaction to a friend coming out: act shocked by his website coding choices

I think I’ve linked this before, but it’s been redesigned. Or this is a different site doing the same thing, better. The Food Timeline

Dangerous Minds has turned up a true Monty Python rarity

Hitchcock’s Rear Window – amazing video assembles all the different elements of the scene to construct the whole view

Viking Movies, evaluated by viking history enthusiasts

You might have seen that Daily Mail column by Samantha Brick that was about how tough it is being beautiful because all the other women hate you? The Guardian’s Hadley Freeman has a refreshing take on that whole thing. (I really like Hadley Freeman, whose column got me reading the fashion section of the Grauniad first each Saturday. I was completely thrown when they introduced photo bylines, and I discovered she was a she. I had just figured she was a guy who really understood women’s clothing… Sherlock Holmes I ain’t.)

Via Mike Upton: Existential Crisis and Dragons. (I have actually played games not too dissimilar to this.)

The Pentametron constructs verse from tweets that happen to be in iambic pentameter

Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi writes an eye-opening, rage-inducing explanation of what Bank of America did and what “too big to fail” actually means.

Top 10 lessons of the Iraq war.

Vulture had a series of face-offs to determine the greatest TV show in the last 25 years. Here’s part one: The Wire vs. My So-Called Life. No prizes for guessing the ultimate winner, but there are some surprises along the way I think.

This fantastic Lego ad has been all over social media, with the attribution stripped off.

The hallowed DavidR found a detailed read-through and description of the Back to the Future novelization. It is… just click through and see, actually.

And finally, the launch issue of “Conservative Teen” magazine, which shut down its site and disappeared after being mocked a whole lot, can still be found and enjoyed by those who really want to combine their teenage thrills with their conservative political spills.