Space Jockey Linky

So anyone who’s hung out on film geek websites will know that my worst fears about Prometheus, as lengthily burbled in previous post, were fulfilled in the trailer released the very next day. Oh well.

MIT’s infinite corridor

That Pingu-meets-The Thing video that’s racing around the web is indeed genius. I first saw it at Dangerous Minds, which has a few other relevant links.
Related: stop-motion recreation of the opening sequence of Raiders of the Lost Ark

Nice edit of Chaplin’s Great Dictator speech:

How scientific findings about sex differences get used to reinforce stereotypes [this has gone behind a paywall – email me or comment if you want the full text]

What it feels like to have an advanced understanding of mathematics

Tumblr really has taken this “Ryan Gosling is the thinking woman’s crumpet” idea and run with it, huh? Ryan likes Occupy, NPR, crafting, libraries, and no doubt many more

Tumblr also has X-Men with Googly Eyes (thanks David R).

And finally, via Cat… German Industrial Dance Polka

Xmas Linky

So. Christmas. Some things. If you are still at work, here is your skiving material for the rest of the week.

Why the Arabic language is cool.

Make everything OK
Make everything blow up

Photos: the generation gap

War in computer games, and what it tells us about the invisibility of real war (fantastic essay, this)

X-Men a la Tintin

This is not circulating as widely as it ought to be: this is how you respond to a powerful bigot.

Why programmers work at night

25 clever household tips that are actually bloody useful (via Norm)

Via d3vo: Is it old? The above link: “ridiculously old”.

Xmas interview with the Nek Minnit guy manages to be one of the most sensible & human things you will encounter in the mainstream media this whole season.

via StarlaJo: sKate Bush

Correlation & causation (via Michael U)

Why do people defend unjust systems?

The wealthy do not create jobs. Sorry, Thatcherite/Republican ideologues. Two great essays from the last week: Potlatch, Business Insider. Different and complementary. One of them via Svend, the other via who knows.

Not unrelated: Hot waitress economic index

Superman’s jawline as an indicator of the American cultural mood

And finally… this:

MERRY CHRISTMASTIMES

Walky Linky

Wee Willa, she is walking these days. Rest of this post achieved in gaps between chasing her around the house.

Auckland newspaper columnist mocked in the style of NZ literary classics. (The Magpie is my favourite.)

New York Times feedback: 8-year-old lists his top 10 composers, with helpful illustration.

Biostatistics Ryan Gosling

The terrible secret of Tom Bombadil. LotR scholars/nerds should find this enjoyable, if perhaps infuriating.

Pulp Fiction in chronological order.

Via Kate Kenworthy – a palliative care worker identifies the five top regrets of the dying.

Visualising everything Facebook knows about you.

This has made me smile about as much as Willa walking, which is a whole lot: Scotland’s Hurricane Bawbag

Turns out that sworddance video was a viral for a Major Lazer track

John Stamos guide to cuddling:

Almost my favourite John Stamos thing in the world.

8-year-old writes to creator of Tintin, gets reply, begins long correspondence. This story starts great but gets better and better, and finishes with a Maurice Sendak anecdote that might be the best anecdote in the world.

Family Guy writer describes getting arrested at Occupy. Yes. The Awl presents a great essay about Occupy that puts appropriate emphasis on how the “newsworthy” thing about police misconduct here is it’s directed at white people. Also: how Republicans are being taught to talk about Occupy.

What children’s paintings would look like if drawn realistically

Cello Wars

And finally, via d3vo: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

Difficult Linky

Learn how to interpret Regular Expressions the hard way.

The New Yorker’s famously picky cartoon editor has found the perfect cartoon.

Steve Leon showed me this clip of Herman Cain, US Republican would-be Presidential candidate, overdubbed with… words. That match the movements of his lips. It’s a thing. And it made me guffaw I tell you.

Gareth Michael-Skarka begins his “Insurgent Creative” advent series – want to get your creative stuff out into the world? Don’t know how to do every single thing yourself? The resources you need are out there. Share the knowledge.

The mysterious creator of book sculptures in Edinburgh has left her last anonymous gift. If you haven’t encountered this story yet, you oughta make with the clicky, it’s marvellous.

How not to market science to girls

Beer advertising campaign tries to mind-control women (a doctoral thesis could be written on unpacking this)

23 legendary album covers recreated in Lego

Adding animation to classic comic covers (this one has been all over the place because it’s quite neat)

Via sokpuppet – using dancers instead of Powerpoint:

Scooby-Doo & secular humanism – no really, you want to read this.

And finally… Barack Obama Son of Strelka Son of God word collage weird stories thingamy.

Golden Claws Linky

(This post is an election-free zone, Kiwis. Take a break, grab a cuppa, and make with the clicky.)

Thanks to the kindness of one @BKDrinkwater, I saw a movie in a cinema yesterday (second time this year! Whoop!) – it was Tintin, and it was fun, though I can see why the purists were furious – it was definitely a movie interpretation of Tintin, not just an adaptation. After which, some Wiki clicking revealed that there was a 1947 stop motion adaptation of the adventure Crab With The Golden Claws. Fascinating. Would love to see that.

Achewood is back! Don’t start with the most recent strip though. And don’t start at the start. Start… um… I dunno where. Randomly.

I haven’t even watched this yet but it’s getting muchas sharing by people who comment stuff like “amazing” and “so cool” so I reckon it’ll be worth your time.

Address Is Approximate from The Theory on Vimeo.

What have those Muppets been auditioning for?

Watch while you can: song medley at the Jim Henson memorial service. Clips from this incredible event never stay up on YouTube for long. This is wondrous and a bit heartbreaking.

Found that via the AV Club’s ongoing retrospective of the classic Muppet Show – which also makes the entirely accurate claim that Rita Moreno performing Fever is “one of the best of the best segments of any TV variety show ever”. Watch it. 2 minutes of incredible.

And while Muppeting: Muppets audition for the part of Yoda

Disturbing LEGO insight

You Are Not So Smart does social insight, small groups, the Robbers Cave experiment, and a whole bunch of good stuff that I love.

Fascinating overview of the story of the online alternative currency BitCoin at Wired.

Great feature journalism: the men who maintain the Forth Bridge.

How Adbusters started the worldwide Occupy movement. And here’s a nice summary of what Occupy is all about.

Octopus thinking. I love octopus stories. This story is an example of why. (via Emma)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic cosplay. I haven’t watched this show so I’m not a brony. But it sounds like a good time.

And finally… India talent show

Gag-a-minute Linky

People liked something I put on Twitter during the deeply weird events of yesterday morning in NZ politics. It ended up on the Listener blog even (at 1pm). The best bit is that not ten minutes after I wrote that our PM came out with a line that really did sound like it was scripted by the greatest satirist of the antipodes:
“Key was asked if the investigation was an appropriate use of police resources.
‘The good thing is we’ve lowered the crime rate by seven per cent across the country so they do have a little bit of spare time'” (Source)

Humour is a funny thing. (See what I did there?) I’ve always been fascinated by the behind-the-scenes of laugh-getting, the hard graft that goes into working up a gag. Twitter itself is a bit like a giant gag-writer’s room, everyone chucking ideas and variants at the wall until something sticks. There was a great This American Life that looked inside the writer’s room for The Onion, and I’ve been listening lately to Robin & Josie’s Utter Shambles, which is a charming podcast that always seems to end up in a discussion about the nature of comedy-as-work. It’s an inside-baseball look at how comedians interact with each other and position themselves in relation to the rest of the world, and a reminder of just how distinctive is the comedian’s role in society. Highly recommended. The Alan Moore episode is great as a starting point, it’s how I got in.

The usual gang of idiots from MAD magazine had a reunion. Also: Podcast interview with Al Jaffee, who at age 90 is still drawing the fold-in at the back of the mag. Amaaaazing.

Bret McKenzie talks to the NYT about writing songs for the Muppet movie. Like this one:

Gnat questions the value of a degree in computer science vs. getting out into a startup. He’s been losing his former confidence in what was the right course of action. Of interest if you are, or someone you know is, heading towards university age and looking towards a career in coding.

Draw a Stickman

Graphic designer takes issue with that kerning game linked last week

Guy has the script for John Boorman’s 1970 attempt to film Lord of the Rings. He takes you through it. Sounds… wacky. And very 1970s.

Early Star Wars scripts! See how Lucas’s ideas evolved, if you have the patience. I’m more curious why no-one has tried to make a fan-film of one of these early versions…

Ayn Rand: she really, really admired a brutal murderer. Woman had issues.

Film critic Hulk on Happy-Go-Lucky. The all-caps Hulk-speak is exhausting, but stick with it if you’ve seen this film, because this is easily the smartest thing i’ve ever seen written about Mike Leigh’s semi-masterpiece.

The McRib as arbitrage.

Via Ivan: earliest known prank phone call. 1884.

Naomi Klein writes very damn well about climate vs capitalism. Highly highly recommended.

And finally, via Hannah, put some Caruso in your Christmas. Coincidentally, this is the five-year anniversary of when I put this gem in a Friday linky:

Grow and Grow Linky

So I have a Linky file where I bookmark all the odds and ends I come across while browsing the internets. It is a big file. But this week I don’t even need to dig into it because so much stuff has turned up this afternoon or in my email. So it will grow and grow and grow…

Geological Society of America finds the lair of the Kraken. (At least, an expert explains an ambiguous fossil site by speculating there was a real big scary octopus that ate plesiosaurs and then arranged their bones in pleasing patterns. Eek.)

Aaron put this in comments last Friday: cheese or font?

George Monbiot exposes the self-mythologising BS indulged in by the ultra-rich. Ahhhh.

Baltimore youth develop a slang term to fill in a gap in English grammar (via Michael Upton)

Helpful Tumblr tells you if something is racist. (Via the Knifeman, who can’t figure out why the Star Wars prequels get a pass)

Via lots of people: a baby re-enacts scenes from classic movies.

10% of UK population have a parasite messing with the dopamine levels in their brains. Unnerving.

Big collages of movie posters show the patterns in their designs. Some of these are more convincing than others. Definitely worth a look.

Ancient Iran had a drive-thru weapons shop. Um.

Think of a person. Now this genie will ask you either/or questions until he guesses who it is. Surprisingly good. (via… someone)

When Return of the Jedi was being filmed, some fans crept up to the location and took a bunch of spy photos. These are great.

Two interesting items from d3vo:
Sly Stallone designs a pen. This is everything you hope it will be.

And The Stonehenge Song!

And finally, I don’t know what this is

Lodge Linky

A bevy of Twin Peaks linky:
* a Twin Peaks computer game, in retro 8-bit style, for free download
* the Dale Cooper tapes – digital version of the cassette tape of all Cooper’s reports to the mysterious Diane, including all the TV show reports plus a bunch more made specifically for this release
* amazing photos from the making of the final episode of the series, taken by actor Richard Beymer

Scientific American’s archive to 1845 is free to access until the end of November.

The Kerning game! I got 100% on half of these, which made me far happier than typography has ever made me before. (Hmm, except maybe baiting people with messages in comic sans.)

Craig Ferguson has Amanda Palmer, moby, Stephen Merritt & Neil Gaiman performing “Science Fiction Double Feature” from Rocky Horror…

The Awl has this lovely article about Sherlockians, their most exclusive society, and their “Great Game”

Free online service to manage all the admin that goes along with flatting with people: Flatmin.

There was gonna be more but all today has been spent with poor feverish babby. So just have time to add this:

And finally… Dangerous Minds found this, unsurprisingly. It is… just set aside 1 minute 23 seconds and watch it.

Big Bad Linky

Halloween! Here is the AV Club on one of the most unnerving sequences I’ve ever seen on the big screen, the bit in the car from Scream 2. I remember singing the praises of this scene on the way home from the cinema, good to be reminded why I liked it so much!

And also for Halloween, you could do worse than dip into the deep weirdness of the Slender Man

And look what horror movies have done to us

Great one-star review of Orwell’s 1984 on Amazon: “Jackson’s “Thriller”? (the soundtrack of the summer, and the biggest selling album of all-time) – not mentioned; Frankie Goes To Hollywood (their breakthrough year leading to world pop domination) – not a whisper…”

BBC Domesday project – snapshots from all across the UK in 1985, there to explore and compare to a growing number of 2011 updates.

The Royal Society have opened their archive. At the link, BoingBoing points out a few amazing things you can find there. I’m afraid to start looking in case I don’t stop.

All four Twilight books in one short webcomic

At Dangerous Minds, a great writeup of Occupy Wall Street from the point of view of a cynical lefty New Yorker. Check this bit:

My favorite moment—or moments, I should say—of my three visits to Occupy Wall Street was watching the open-air Big Apple double-decker tour buses drive past, full of tourists with their fists in the air! That was an amazing thing to see. Witnessing that sight, repeatedly, I might add, was as sure a confirmation as anyone should require that a little over a month after its improbably beginnings, OWS is becoming a mainstream phenomenon.

Judd Apatow, Feminist, says Elle mag. An interesting view of the guy behind Bridesmaids & Knocked Up.

Fierce essay on the anti-Stratfordians, who think Shakespeare didn’t write his own plays. Not a takedown exactly – it takes as read that their position is nonsense – but a bracing assault on their way of thinking, drawing explicit comparison to creationists demanding schools “teach the controversy”. All sparked by that new film, of course.

And then there’s this guy doing Shakespeare in celebrity voices. Some uncommon ones in there along with the classics you all expect.

A blog of things people used as bookmarks as found by a second-hand books dealer. (Which reminds me of my own encounter with an interesting bookmark.)

Found this filed in the wrong section of my bookmarks, no idea how long it’s been there. Aaaaages. Still cool. It is CuteRoulette, randomly delivering cute videos for cute cuteness! Except it seems to be bringing up a lot of dead links now. I assume it was curated, and is no longer being curated. Anyway, worth a look if you like cute videos cute cute kyoot kawaii.

And finally… Slave Leia PSA

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FATE OF NATIONS linky

The Rugby World Cup final on Sunday. If NZ loses, then the world may explode. THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER! IT IS A HAKA-ING MATTER!

More links re: The Thing – a comic story that appears to be Vikings vs. The Thing, characters from The Thing (1982) watching The Thing (2011).

How to tell if you’re reading pseudo-history (via Ivan)

Timeline of Food (via making light) – man some stuff is way older than I thought it was

Psychology finds a long-lost shipwreck

100 years of East London style…

From D3vo – futuristic megastructures. Amazing visuals, radical ideas. I’ve seen less than a quarter of these before.

Steranko concept art for Indiana Jones before Harrison Ford was cast

Saying “um” is good

Oddities of Stop Motion – that creepy Mark Twain clip, Jan Svankmajer, many more…

Camera that takes photos where you can adjust the focus afterwards. Clever!

Via everyone, well worth a watch if you haven’t yet: Quantum Levitation

And finally… Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses