Headshot Linky

While the voting continues apace in previous-post (midnight tonight NZ time is when I count ’em up and apply the result to my Twitter account), here be some linky.

David Tennant, post Doctor Who, went the House route and got a U.S. pilot. It wasn’t picked up but a clip from the pilot has emerged. Enjoy David’s accent here (because there isn’t much else to enjoy – this is so by-the-numbers it hurts).

Stand-up Dan Telfer explains dinosaurs (via George L)

Here is some well-expressed love for the KLF’s Doctorin’ the Tardis. I was holding my cassingle of this just the other day. Linky includes .pdf of KLF’s “The Manual” about how to get a #1 single, whose rules were famously not followed by the KLF themselves.

via Samm: WWII as seen on Facebook

Steve Leon introduced me to the sublime Smarthistory, an art history site with excellent, deep, tempting content.

More Star-Wars-reinterpretation. Young Daniel Logan (Boba Fett in the preview trilogy) made this Stormtrooper helmet as Maori carving; and Victorian interpretations of Star Wars characters.

As the US political scene races further and further away from sanity: I’m voting Tea Party.

You are not so smart – read this blog and you might become a bit more smarterer.

Simply incredible: Real-Life Superheroes. Whatever your expectations are, this will exceed them. (via Bleeding Cool.)

Words to use if you really want to win at hangman.

And finally: Pulp Fiction redubbed with Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck voices. I don’t know why either.

Delinquent Linky

A case of writers room fun. (via Warren Ellis)

Doctor Who lego

Star Wars in Edo Japan (action figures)

Star Wars blaxpoitation:

Star Wars ad for immunization

(Is the endless series of Star Wars variants and reimaginings and parodies an indicator that these films have indeed become a modern myth cycle?)

The knifeman posted a bunch of mind-blowing posters to Italian horror films. These are definitely worth a look.

This has been getting into legal trouble and is gone from YouTube, but I found another copy: Newport State of Mind. This is the good stuff boyo.

The greatest and most dramatic Wikipedia edit wars (are we finally over that annoying stage where people argue that Wikipedia is a blind alley because it doesn’t have expert-curated content? Good.)

Check out this great profile of Debz at Prinkipria, in support of this story. Nice one Debz! Interview contains bonus pukeko.

From all over, this neat project overlaying WWII era photos on their contemporary locations.

And finally, via Theremina… eating figs.

Friday Already Linky

I did intend to do some of that blogging thing this week. But then this week happened. And now it’s Friday, Google Wave is being put to sleep, Gen Con is starting up, and Proposition 8 has been struck down. All good.

This is a huge deal: after all these years, Sabotage Wars is once again available. It is the Beastie Boys track Sabotage played alongside the opening minutes of Star Wars, and the way it matches up is just uncanny!

NZ dance team wins World Hip Hop Dance contest. Vid shows their performance and then the prizegiving. Watching this gave me a case of the emotions. Nice one, ladies.

Rise of the literature machines

From William Gibson: Knitmare

Turns out lucky underwear actually works. Science says so!

For all those Dawson’s Creek fans: Joshua Jackson holds his own Pacey-con

You hear about Hanny’s Voorwerp yet? You oughta know about it. The Awl brings you the smile-making astronomy.

And finally… Chewbacca riding a giant squirrel fights Nazis.

Symbolic Linky

Frrrrriday linky for your Frrrrriday

Perverse taxidermy: a contemplation of bizarre taxidermy from a museum perspective.

8 Historical symbols that mean the opposite of what you think

Who Tall Are You (Who is taller, Hoff or Cleese? THE ANSWER WILL SURPRISE YOU unless you get it right)

A lovely gallery of 50s-60s horror comic covers.

One-stop online shop for when you want to buy a private island.

God of War movie adaptation as Sundance-style indie flick:

This has been everywhere this week, but just in case: Mila’s Daydreams

Roger Ebert rips into BP with great vigour. (I’ve been bemused by the extent to which the Britishness of BP has been a factor in US anti-BP comment. Like multinational oil corporations based in the US would have done a better job?)

That’s not a knife. This is a knife.

And finally, via Suraya… bunny show-jumping

Yadirf Linky

Sometimes the gags take a while to come. Comedy is hard, man. But it’s nice to see my relatively weak gag in yesterday’s post get beautifully developed by C G in the comments. You should pop across to his Sleep Dep blog and the funny, weird rhythms of his Joe Korea story (starts here).

And while I’m talking about gags, this tweet about Kiwi Karl Urban being cast as Judge Dredd was met with silence. Obviously my genius will only be appreciated after my death. (Context for durty furriners.)

This was from Stephen Judd if I remember right: Bruce Lee’s audition for Green Hornet in ’64. Dude is charming and moves like lightning. For once YouTube comments not full of inane 14yo insults, instead full of comments about how damn hot Bruce is.

From Jenni, Young Me Now Me – I think this has been developed out of another “recreating old photos” site, because I recognized a couple of the pics I looked at, but in any case it’s lovely.

Lego tattoos. No, the other way around.

Mash brings down the Baudrillard in a response to the “how to fix Doctor Who” post linkied last week.

Hyper-realist painters. I find it odd that they almost all paint commercial products – post-Warhol I guess.

WWII reconsidered as a poorly-written TV series

My friend the Ruggerblogger is decamping to the Northern Hemisphere and expanding her rugby bloggery! Rugby enthusiasts would be well advised to read along with her.

In honour of SDCC, aka nerd prom, here’s Improv Everywhere doing Star Wars in a subway car.

And here’s a Brazilian site that’s probably saying something mean about Cosplayers photoshopping pics of themselves!

And finally, here’s an Instant Darth Vader Nooooooo button!

Flight Day Linky

Just collected parents from airport where they were returning from that North America. They seemed wired and tired at the same time – I remember that feeling.

Here are some wired/tired linky for your wired/tired Friday.

Awesome life-size dinosaur puppets.

Password Card – remember more secure passwords.

A secret station on the London Underground, three floors above street level. And via Malc, here’s a tour of a tube station abandoned in 1938.

I haven’t listened to any of this yet, but: free album download – a tribute to Doctor Who. Presumably contains the only Doctor-Who-themed hip hop you will ever need.
Also, via Jamas: fixing the latest Doctor Who season. Worth a look if you’re a writer type and know what happened in season 5 of Who which hasn’t finished yet in NZ, spoiler warning.

Crazy U.S. right-wing pundit launches own university. This happened a while back but I was thinking about it again in light of the Krugman book. It is still mental.

Cute little AT-AT:

Hippy kitchens

From Maire, a science-based discussion of gender differences in little childrens: Out with Pink and Blue

And finally: art exhibition inspired by Law & Order episode summaries. (Features Kate Beaton!)

Frid-Oink! Linky

Still busy, as you can tell from posting frequency. Still, some linky for a rainy Wellington Friday.

Twilight Eclipse: The interactive YouTube experience, performed as an 8-bit game. Weirdness. More my speed: the not-your-regular-critics insight of What do young women really talk about when they talk about The Twilight Saga: Eclipse?

Fuhgeddabout the Broadway Julie Taymor/U2 failstravaganza Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark. The webbed wonder already has his rock opera, Spider-Man: Rock Reflections Of A Super Hero – and you can experience the best 70s-tastic songs from it right here.

Dr Bunny brings the science with a round-up of great reality-based linky that you should really check out. Includes bonus Elmo!

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have been eaten by ghosts

Oink! was mentioned mid-week, re: Frank Sidebottom. It was bloody great, that comic. Find out more here. Read some early, great issues here. And buried in the NotBBC site is this magazine based on the TV show the Oink! team all worked on next, Round The Bend.

But the biggest delight I’ve had in googling up Oink! was discovering that the two songs on the bonus flexidisc that came with the first issue are up for listening on Tony Husband’s site. I haven’t heard these songs in at least twenty years. I still know all the words. Glorious. (Apparently John Peel played them on his show!)

And finally, via William Gibson of all people, the trailer to Beach Girls and the Monster

Woo-woo Linky

Everyone was either too polite or too stunned to comment on the fact that I went to see Titanic twice on the big screen. Or perhaps you assumed I was coerced or sedated at the time. No. You’re all very kind though. Yes, I did have high levels of post-Aliens residual loyalty to Jim Cameron, but the truth was, I liked it enough to go see it a second time by myself. Because that’s just how I rolled back in ’97-’98.

Business in the age of LOLcats: the New York Times explores the business behind I Can Has Cheezburger. Fascinating.

You’ve already seen Matt Smith joining Orbital to close Glastonbury with their Doctor Who theme mix, right? EDIT: this version is still live

Now, check out Orbital doing the theme at Glasto 2004. And this remix which says its from one of the Orbital DVDs. There are others.

But if you’re talking electronic music and Doctor Who, it’s time to find out about Delia Derbyshire. Start here:

Now this:

That should have you curious enough to seek out more yourself. She’s worth it.

What’s Up Doc – live

Via mundens, a pin-up calendar with a difference

A great Philadelphia article from ’08 about the perfidy of the MBA and how it’s ruining business. MBAs appear to be the world’s only tautological qualification: you qualify for an MBA by qualifying for an MBA, and holding an MBA is a demonstration of the fact that you hold an MBA.

The Sci-Fi air show

Via Pearce: Bruce Campbell’s Soup

Hey, y’all reading Achewood, right? Online comic strip that I’ve called the most important comic strip since Peanuts? The story right now – oh man. It is blowing my mind you guys. If you haven’t read it for a while, the storyline that’s destroying me starts here. (Warning: not for the uninitiated – you’ll probably find it incomprehensible if you don’t know the characters.)

And finally… Country Hip-Hop dancing

All Whites Linky

It’s about an hour until kick-off of the BIGGEST GAME IN NOO ZILLUND FOOTBALL HISTORY

so here are some linky

Two that have been all over the place this week:
2010 technology, as it would be marketed in 1977

and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Daleks

From Simon C, a great graphic showing the relative heights and depths of stuff.

Remember that paintball charity tournament with the cast of The Wire? Here’s how it went. With photos. Sounds… odd.

An impressive piece of journalism via Vivian who Malc and I met in Chicago, a 45-minute investigation into unscrupulous agents working in Africa selling unrealistic dreams of European football stardom:

via Jack, an image of the kind of parenting to which I shall aspire

The AV Club’s 26 Impulse Buy books worth keeping, including Why Cats Paint (et al) by legendary Kiwi cartoonist Burton Silver.

And finally, via Joe Murphy, choose your sperm donor by the celebrity they most resemble um what.

Sing This Song Linky

Comic Sans defends itself.

Ten minutes of Arnie quips:

Smarthistory, a very neat interactive textbook thingamy on the subject of art history. Inspirational.

Via the Grauniad, a handy Kiwi-friendly world cup wallchart, explaining what this game that doesn’t involve an oval ball is all about. Amusingly out of date – the NZ score for each game was pre-filled as 0.

A family photograph themselves over 30 years.

Via Evie, giant packing-tape cobwebs.

The cliffhanger ending of the cancelled Little Orphan Annie newspaper strip. It is waaaay crazier than you will expect.

Former host of From The Morgue, David Ritchie, talks up phones-as-platform and related stuff, in this short presentation from the last Ignite Wellington session. Isn’t he a dapper chap?

Via hottieperm, and somewhere else I can’t remember, Bad Postcards

The worst book covers in Scif-Fi and Fantasy

And finally… a music video that you will never forget: Cathy Don’t Go

(Once again via Dangerous Minds. Sooo much good stuff there.)